Flannel Punk
©1994, 1996, 2005 Matt Duncan
Seth
tossed his maroon visor in the window of his car, pulled his greasy apron
and obnoxious purple soft-drink ad t-shirt over his head, and reached
behind his neck to release his pony-tail. He threw his work uniform in
the backseat, trading it for a faded black concert t-shirt and a ripped
blue flannel. He brushed potato chips and sandwich crumbs off the seat
and got in the car. In one fluid motion, he opened the choke, closed his
eyes, stepped on the gas, and turned the key. With a roaring gurgle, the
old Nova spat black smoke and hiccupped to life. Seth eased it into gear,
out of the parking lot, into traffic, and out of the shopping district.
The radio broken, Seth made his own music in time to the choked hum of
the engine.
The
sun was just above the roofs of the suburban houses. Clouds clustered in
pink and orange wads in the western sky, cradling a stretch of turquoise.
The turquoise streak bled past navy into indigo in the east. Late September
chilled the evening air. The moon hovered, barely visible, far above and
behind Seth's car.
He
stopped for gas. His apartment was across the street, above the restaurant
where Jan waitressed. She'd waited on him a few times, months ago. He'd
tipped heavily both times. She wasn't working, her car wasn't in the
lot. Seth knew she had a blue Chevette. He'd even memorized the license
number. He screwed the gas cap back on, bought a pack of cigarettes
when he paid, and went home to find a hat and give Alex a call.
!?#!
"Make
it shorter in back and on the sides than on the top, y'know? Like, use
the first attachment for the sides, and the big one for the top, or something."
"Aw,
you oughta just let me take a Bic to it, man."
"No
way. You'd cut me up, fool. Besides, Bic's not Politically Correct, man.
They test razor blades on rabbits' eyeballs, or something. And all us
freaks have to be PC in all we do, y'know."
"Yeah,
yeah," Alex scoffed. He snapped the plastic comb onto the clipper blade
and went to work on Seth's head quickly, taking the long scraggly brown
hair off in sweeping strokes from the base of Seth's neck to the
point just above the earline. "Dude, your hair is so long. Why'd you
decide to shave it now? I've been trying to take clippers to your head since last year."
Seth
shifted in the chair and brushed a hunk of hair from his lap. "Man, I
got tired of the damn hippie cracks. And I hate having my hair yanked out
at all the shows by assholes stage-diving onto me and climbing over my
head." He reached back and scratched his neck.
Alex
batted his hand away. "Hang on, man. I'm almost done." He made a final
stroke and flicked off the clippers. After switching attachments, he
went to work on what remained of Seth's formerly foot-long shock. "Geez,
you could make a damn rug outta all this." Alex finished the job in five
quick strokes, removed the attachment, cleaned up Seth's neck and around
his ears, and then held out a mirror. "Tah dah!"
"Christ,
I look like a damn skinhead." Seth held the mirror at several angles
all around his head and repeatedly ran his fingers through his fresh stubble.
"Thanks, I guess. I've never felt so naked." The two laughed as they
swept up the clumps of hair strewn over the floor.
"So,
are you going to the party at Steve's?" Seth asked as he brushed hair
off his neck and shook it from his shirt.
"Yeah,
I think so. Well, maybe. I don't know. I'm going to try to score some herb,
man."
"Yeah.
I figured as much." Seth finally took his shirt all the way off and tried
to shake it out. "I'll see you at the show tomorrow night at least, right?"
"Of
course, dude. You think I'd miss the Kids? No fuckin' way." He put away the
clippers and headed for the kitchen. "I heard Jan might be there, and her friend.
You know, that ugly chick who's always with her. Want a beer?"
"Yeah."
Seth put his shirt back on and went to look in the mirror. "Her name
is Donna."
"What?
Who?" Alex returned, handed him a brown bottle.
"The
'ugly chick.'" Seth took a drink. "Her name is Donna. God, I look weird."
"You
look better. Fuckin' A. Anyway,
I don't really think she's that ugly.
Just kind of scary looking. A little too gothic for my taste, y'know?"
"Yeah.
She is a bit too deathly pale. Kiss of the fucking Vampire Woman, man."
"Hell
yes," Alex laughed, and raised his bottle in a toast. "But I'd still
do her, man. Like I said, she's not that ugly."
Seth
laughed and took another drink. "Jan's pretty hot, though."
Alex
nodded as he drained his beer, then said, "But she's not dangerous enough,
man. A bit too Grateful Dead for me." He laughed again and headed back
to the kitchen. "Kiss of the goddamn Vampire Woman. Dude."
!?#!
Seth
walked around to the back of Steve's house, and climbed to the upstairs
apartment, dodging a couple squatting on the steps sharing a cigarette.
He shrugged off his jacket just inside the door and threw it on the pile
in the corner of Steve's room, heading for the kitchen.
Three
guys stood around the keg that sat on the sink counter, shouting at each
other.
"I
still think Elmer's glue beats hairspray!"
"Andy,
did you ever get my bass strings like I asked you?"
"Dan,
I saw your mother last night, and she was wonderful. Really."
"No
way, dude, sugar water will make your hair stand up for a good twelve
hours or more."
"You
shut the hell up about my mother!"
"Aww,
man, I forgot. But I did get a new head for my snare. . .Geez, it was
just a joke, man."
"You
stupid fuck. Do you know how flat we're gonna sound if I don't get new
strings?"
"Hairspray
is definitely best, Chad. No problem."
The
three had fluorescent-colored hair: Chad green, Dan blue, Andy purple.
"All
hail," Seth shouted at the sight of them. "Those grandmasters of grindcore,
the Krayola Kids, have deigned to bless us with their presence this evening!"
He dropped to his knees and bowed his head, lifting a plastic cup above
himself like a sacrificial chalice.
The
response was in ritual unison: "Seth! Dude, man! Yo!" Then a pause as
the smiles on their faces dropped in disbelief: "What happened to your
hair?!?"
As
Seth related the tale of his shearing, Donna the Vampire Woman and Jan
came up to the keg, and pushed past the guys. The two girls were extremes
of a dark spectrum, Jan the gentle grey-brown-tan earth-tones, Donna
in heavy deep purples and black. Together they crafted a musical texture:
Donna's voice thrummed a soft bass across Jan's melodic giggle, the scores
of bracelets both wore adding a jangly syncopation. Jan grabbed Donna
and whispered something, glancing in Seth's direction. The Vampire Woman
turned to look at him, arched her thin black eyebrows and pursed her purpled
lips, then whispered something back. Jan giggled nervously. She and Donna
refilled their cups, and squeezed past the Kids and Seth.
Seth
watched them over his shoulder as he got himself a beer.
!?#!
The
ringing of the phone woke Seth. He first hit the alarm clock, then struggled
out of his blanket and tripped across his shoes, snatching at the receiver.
"What?
I mean hello."
"Dude!
Seth! It's Chad. I need a favor, man."
"Christ,
it's my day off work. What time is it?"
"I
dunno, after eleven, I think. Did I wake you up or something?"
"Skip
it. What do you want?"
"I
need strings for the show tonight. Can you pick some up and drop them
off down here? I'm at work."
"You
still making pizzas?"
"Yeah.
It's a drag. But it pays the rent, I guess."
"When
you want 'em?"
"I
get off work at six, and we're setting up at eight. I have to get some
shit together before the gig."
"Give
me an hour, and I'll be there. How much will they cost?"
"Get
the good kind, the ones that are like forty dollars"
"Forty
Dollars?!? Do I look like a fucking bank?"
"I'm
good for it man. We'll get paid at the gig."
"Oh.
. . all right. See ya."
"Later,
man. Thanks."
Seth
hung up and sat down on the floor, rubbing his eyes. He yawned and stretched,
leaning back until he was lying prone, his head resting on one shoe.
The faded canvas sneaker smelled like cat litter. He looked at the ceiling
for a short while, then dragged himself up and got dressed.
The
sun was bright, nearly blinding off the hood and windshield of the Nova,
even with the chipped and faded paint job. He spent ten minutes searching
the glove compartment, front seat, back seat, and glove compartment again
before finding a broken pair of sunglasses. The nosepiece was half cracked
off, and Seth grimaced and bent the frames for several minutes before
sighing "fuck it" and starting the car.
Jan's
car was in the parking lot. He stopped the Nova at the exit of the lot
and tried to look in the window of the restaurant, but the glare off
the plate glass was too intense, it only threw back his own reflection.
He eased off the brake and into the street. After getting cigarettes at
the gas station, Seth stopped at a bank machine, then continued on his
way to the music store.
!?#!
Seth
closed the car door, lit a cigarette and stuffed the lighter back inside
his jacket. He ran his hand over his head and tightened his ball cap
on his day-old haircut. He paid outside at the door of the club, then pressed
his way inside.
At
the front, the floor was an ocean of plaid. Flannel foam licked each
body hurled above the surface as the waves surged and burst against the
stage. Sweaty, unshirted bodysurfers rode the waves of arms and hands,
swimming and struggling back to the front . Once there, the riders pitched
themselves again into the fray. Seemingly eager hands reached for and caught
them, pushing them forward again, or pulling them into the human depths.
Hair tangled in hands struggling for balance, both above and below. Earrings
caught on flailing fingers and tattered shirts. Noses and mouths met
sneakers and boots. Heads cracked and bodies bruised. The chaos could not
be completely comprehended from a single vantage point: too much was happening
in too many directions, on too many planes. And behind this mass confusion,
the Kids grunged through.
From
the back of the club, Seth could see only silhouettes as random body
parts flailed out above the throng. He turned to the bar. The Vampire Woman
stood near the jukebox, smirking at the rest of the club. She looked at
Seth, tightened her lips, looked toward the opposite side of the bar, and
smirked again. Across the room, Seth caught a glimpse of Alex's bald head.
Seth wound his way through the bobbing crowd. Alex spotted him, and pushed
past to meet him.
"Man,
they're really rockin'!" he shouted over the band, his face in Seth's
ear. "Listen, man, I'm hooking up with Carl later, and we're gonna smoke
a few bowls. He's got some stuff laced with coke or some shit like that.
It'll be sweet."
Seth
turned away, back toward the band, and looked at him out of the corner
of his eye. "I thought Carl was gonna go straight-edge, or some shit
like that."
"Ah,
come on, man. It's just an attitude." Alex grinned at him. "All edge
and no play makes for a lame weekend."
"Yeah,
whatever. I'm not going. Coke is fucked up stuff." He turned away.
Alex
caught his arm. "Come on, dude. It'll be sweet. What's the problem?"
"I
quit smoking shit, man, and I never fucked with coke. Count me out."
"Whatever,
dude." He let go of Seth's arm. "Hey, if you see Chad after the show,
tell him about it, though. Tell him I'm looking for him."
"Yeah,
sure, whatever. He owes me money, anyway. Later."
He
made his way back through the crowd. Some skinheads pushed a mohican
into him, knocking both off balance. Seth grabbed the kid by the shoulders
as they fell. All around him the air went stale. For a moment, in the limbo
between the floor and the crowd, silence washed over him, and he tasted
dregs of flat beer and stale cigarettes. Fists and fingers jerked his
sleeves and pulled the two apart and back to the surface and to sound.
Seth
stood to the side, near the door, for the rest of the set. The Kids were
sweating under the lights, Andy stripped to his shorts, Chad throwing
himself across the stage as he pounded on his bass, Dan locked in position,
thrashing at the guitar strings and gnawing at the microphone. The cool
air from people entering cleared Seth's head. At the end of the set, he
lit a cigarette and made his way to the bar. Jan sat on a stool near the
jukebox. The Vampire Woman was nowhere in sight.
"
'Scuze me." He leaned across the bar past Jan to get a beer. She bent
back out of his way. He looked over at her and smiled. "Sorry."
She
laughed and smiled back, brushing her straight brown hair behind her
right ear. "Certainly sir," she answered with a mock-formal tone. She brought
her face to his ear and raised her voice above the band. "Anything else
we can get for you this evening? Some chips, perhaps? Hors D'oeuvre?
A masseuse?" She laughed again through her pose, her smile pulling her
fine, full lips in a crescent and sheltering her hazel eyes in a squint.
"Well,
to tell you the truth... Oh, forget it, that's not very funny." He grinned
at her like a ten-year old, and took a drink. "I'm Seth. I already know
your name. You're Jan." He used his sleeve as a towel, then extended
his hand.
She
accepted it with another laugh. "How do you know so much about me? I
didn't know I was that famous. Or is it infamous?" Her eyebrows lifted
and her expression cleared.
"Infamous?
Well, I wouldn't say that,
but ... it's not really important, though. I just made a point of finding
out who you were." He kept the grin and narrowed his eyes like an actor.
Jan
laughed. "Well, sir, that doesn't seem very fair. I don't think it's
very nice to spy on people. What are your real motives?" she asked, arching
her eyebrow with false severity.
"Heh
heh heh. That, my friend, will have to wait." He raised a finger, like
a man who has just struck upon an incredible secret plan, and turned
to head for the bathroom.
"Just
remember!"she called after him. "We have ways of making you talk!"
!?#!
The
Kids had begun their second set while Seth waited in line at the bathroom.
Once through, he returned to the spot where he had left Jan, raising
his bottle in cursory salute to acquaintances. She had moved. He looked
around, disappointed, but spotted her quickly.
She
smiled at him from her seat on top of the jukebox. He smiled back, and
leaned against the wall next to her. She bent over in front of him, and
offered him her drink. He shook his head. She poked his nose and smiled
right into his face, her hair hanging past her face and casting her head
in a haloed silhouette. He laughed and turned back to the show. She reached
down and grabbed his left hand in her right. He felt her fingers tighten
on his, and squeezed.
Lights
kicked on as the final note of the last song faded. Seth pulled Jan behind
him to the bar. They waited there as the crowd oozed out the door. Bouncers
shouted for everyone to leave, and Seth explained that he had to talk
to the bass player. After fifteen minutes, he wove his way through the
dregs of the crowd to the stage.
Alex
and Chad were there, with Carl and a few other younger kids with baggy
pants, knit hats, and flannel shirts. They all had bad posture and stringy
hair. Donna was not far off to the side of the stage, sitting at a table
with her legs crossed, holding a beer bottle. Seth reached past a scrawny
kid and playfully punched Chad in the shoulder.
"What
the fu... Seth! Dude. What'd you think, man?" He smiled through half-lidded
eyes, sweat leaving runnels of green hair dye down his cheek and neck.
"Great
show, man. Listen, about those strings. . ."
"Oh,
look, man, come back here with me and we'll get it straightened out."
He climbed back on the stage, heading for the side door where bands unloaded
their equipment. Seth pulled Jan onstage with him, and the two followed
him out into the cold. Jan pulled her leather coat closed across her
body, letting the sleeves fall down around her hands for warmth.
"Look,
man," Chad continued, "The club owner's probably not gonna pay us 'til
everybody leaves. I'm gonna hook up with Carl and Alex later, though,
if you want to come hang out or something. Shouldn't take us more than
an hour to break down and unload this shit. . . "
"Thanks
man, but no thanks. I don't think we'd be too welcome."
"Dude,
no, that's not. . ."
"Trust
me, man. I don't want to crash that scene. Just pay me tomorrow." Seth
put his arm around Jan, and stepped toward the parking lot.
"Oh.
. . Well, whatever, man. I gotta work 'til six, but I can swing by or
something."
"Sure.
Later, man." Seth clasped Chad's hand, then the bass player went back
inside. Jan pulled on Seth's sleeve, and smiled at him through chattering
teeth. They hurried to his car. Seth unlocked Jan's door, walked around
to his own, and sighed as he sank into the seat.
"Tired?"
He
rubbed his eyes and answered, "It's been a long night."
"Are
you sure you're ok to drive?"
"I'm
fine. You're not much better, anyway."
"Well,"
she laughed lazily, "at least I stopped over an hour ago, and I didn't
stumble out the door. But it's your car. . ."
"Oh,
stop it. Unless you want to
drive?" He paused. "Sorry. I was being sort of a dick. You drive. Really."
After
he started the car, they switched places, Seth walking back around to
her side of the car as she slid across to the wheel. She backed the car
out of the spot and pulled out onto the road.
Jan
asked him why he didn't talk to Alex. Seth told her that he didn't like
the people Alex had been with. She asked what he didn't like about them,
and if she might know any of them.
"Well,
Donna ended up talking to him eventually. I think they were going to
leave together. Too weird." He snorted. "She's cool.
I know she's your friend. I don't know if you know any of the others.
Do you know that skater Carl?'
"Is
he the short guy who always has the big black X's on his hands?"
Seth
laughed. "Yeah, but not tonight."
"Why
not tonight? What do they mean?"
"They
mean that he's straight-edge. It's like a hardcore/punk faction that's
mostly skinheads. They supposedly don't smoke, drink, have casual sex,
or do drugs. It's kind of a noble philosophy, but it's pretty much fucked
itself out of existence. Mostly because of people like Carl."
"Why?"
"Because
very reliable sources have it that Carl got a quarter of some cocaine-laced
weed and he can't wait to have a toke party."
"So
he's not this straight-lace thing any more?"
"Straight-edge.
No, he only started the whole X thing about three weeks ago, and he still
cops cigarettes off me all the time anyway. It's just a big attention thing,
and makes him feel better about himself."
She
drove in silence for awhile. Seth watched the headlights of the cars
going the opposite direction. He reached in the pocket of his flannel shirt
and pulled out his mangled pack of cigarettes. The only one in the pack
was broken near the base, so he tore the dangling filter off and lit the
filterless end. He cracked the window and exhaled into the crisp, frozen
air.
Jan
turned down a street on the fringe of the "downtown" part of the small
town. As they drove down the poorly lit street, she spoke again. "Do
you like me?"
"What?"
Seth threw his cigarette out the window and rolled it back up. "What
did you say?"
She
pulled the car to the side of the road and parked. She swallowed visibly,
and looked at him. He glanced away, then immediately looked into her
red-ringed eyes again.
"I
was looking forward to Steve's party all week long because I wanted to
meet you." She swallowed again. "I . . ."
"I
think you're really pretty. I... like you... a lot."
She
looked down at the seat and then back up at him. He put his hand on her
cheek, cradling her face. She closed her eyes, then opened them again,
and looked at him. Then she leaned forward, and the two drowned in one
another's mouths.